[list] [*]First off, I'd like to say I'm an expert at banning people. I've banned over 5k people throughout my gaming career. I've had nothing but good marks made about myself and my work of god. I have a nose for this kind of thing, it runs in my family to be honest. The last guy I banned cried for a whole week straight! HAHA! This kind of thing is like a 6th sense in my opinion. But enough about me and my achievements, let's get down to brass tacks. [*]Let's start off by identifying the evil within, I'm talking about Hoodligan. This "man" has done nothing but spend all his time looking at CP. Now for those of you that have a healthy and clean mind unlike this hoodligan, then allow me to show you around the sewer. CP is child porn and boy does this hoodligan love it! I once saw him  use a whole bottle of lotion in one sitting while watching Home Alone with Macaulay Culkin! That was by far the last straw for me! I knew I had to get him back for ruining my all time favorite Christmas movie! So I began waiting for the right moment BECAUSE I NEVER FORGET! I saw my moment and I struck like a scary snake in the jungle would, I went for the blood supply! I'm asking that we ban Hoodligan for ruining Christmas and children of all ages. [/list]